This weekend I took a trip to beautiful Des Moines. Yes, that is a city in Iowa, which has more than corn fields (although a lot of those). It even has Jews! And Colleges! Specifically, Drake College, where my friend The G resides.
Des Moines is the state capital of the wonderful state of Iowa, and it actually does have a beautiful capital building. And a history museum, where you can have the real Iowa Caucuses experience! - with life-size cardboard cutouts.
Iowa would have been ftw if the guy at the Hy-vee had carded me...thanks a lot dude, I don't look that old. Whatever. I give Iowa a High-Fructose Corn Syrup/Cornfields. Great Job!
On an unrelated note: To the guys at the U.K. consulate in Chicago who won't send me my visa...wtf...just like, don't be lame? kthanks.
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